Coming early 2025...
How to Not Be a Twat in a Shop—a project born from years of customer service, retail madness, and the universal truth that common sense isn’t so common. What started as a cheeky in-joke about retail faux pas has grown into a humorous manifesto for everyone who’s ever worked with people (or just watched them from afar).
This isn’t just a book; it’s a movement—a satirical guide that mixes hilariously blunt stick-figure illustrations with commentary that’ll have you nodding, laughing, or even questioning your own behavior. From public deodorant etiquette to why licking your fingers before handling money is a crime against humanity, we’re here to shine a light on everyday absurdities.
Whether you’re a retail veteran, a people-watcher, or just here for a giggle, we invite you to explore, laugh, and maybe learn a thing or two. And if you’ve got your own stories of twattery, don’t hold back—we want to hear them! Who knows, there may be a sequel...
By pre-ordering, you’ll be the first to receive a copy when it's officially released. All orders will be processed as soon as the book is ready for distribution.
How to Not Be a Twat in a Shop (Pre-order)
- Pages: Approximately 100-150 pages
- Dimensions: 6x9 inches
- Binding: Paperback (perfect bound)
- Cover: Full-color print
- Interior: Full-color illustrations and anecdotes
- Release Date: February 2025 (Expected shipping date)