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Have you ever dealt with Twats?
You’re in the right place.

About

Welcome to How to Not Be a Twat

What began as a quirky idea for a satirical pocketbook has blossomed into a hub for humor, creativity, and shared experiences. This platform celebrates the highs, lows, and hilarities of navigating life’s quirks—whether it’s dealing with retail nightmares, embracing common sense, or laughing at our collective absurdities.

Here, you'll find:

  • Books: Satirical, stick-figure-filled guides that tackle the small things we all think but rarely say.

  • Merchandise: Quirky designs inspired by everyday frustrations and the humor we need to survive them.

  • Community Stories: A gallery of shared retail and life anecdotes—because we’ve all got a story worth sharing.

How to Not Be a Twat is a growing movement, inviting everyone to laugh, relate, and maybe learn a thing or two about navigating the world with a little more grace. Whether you're here for the merch, the giggles, or to share your own tales of twattery, you’ve found your people.

Have a story you think belongs here? Submit it and join the fun!

My Books

Shop

Stuff

Future Projects

How to Not Be a Twat in a Shop is only the beginning. These people insert their twattery into many walks of life. Take part in our market research for the upcoming projects How to Not Be a Twat in a Restaurant, and How to Not Be a Twat in General. 

*Please note than anonymity is important to us, therefore any submissions used will be identified only by a nickname or code name chosen by you. 

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